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THE SOMETHING HAPPENS ARCHIVE. FREE OF FRILLS AND THINGS. BOOK ONE
- Every day in America... Something Happens.
- Mom, what are we having for dinner?
- Oh, wow, thanks! This is great!
- The White Blood Cells
- Renee! ... Alice! It's a miracle!
- Judy was considered the star employee
- Is this the only Michigan map you have?
- Oh. It is so much fun.
- Eventually, the driver has to come back
- The Zednoughts. Omnipotent. Immortal.
- What the...? ... Welcome, son.
- Oh, wow! An Etch-a-Sketch!
- Norbert? Are you really busy down there?
- Ultimate Fate ... With your host, Dionysus!
- Remember when you were a kid, playing school
- Steve! After fifteen years we finally meet again!
- Glen, the sitter's here!
- What the--? ... What's the matter?
- Mr. Doheny! Where is everybody? Where's my crew?
- Have you ever been led to believe that the path
- Are you becoming more and more worried
- I would've been glad to pay more taxes
- Crunch! .. ?! ... Oh, geez...
- So why do you want to be a waiter
- Superconductor Airlines
- A day in the life of a luna moth.
- Breakfast was delicious, honey
- As you know, there's an age-old expression
- Bad news. ... If it's about Ron Pinesent
- Hey, you. ... Who, me? ... Yeah, you.
- Hello, girls and boys! Come join me
- Extry! Extry! Read all abaht it!
- Can I help you? ... Yes, I have a problem
- Son, I hear you're not doing well
- Wow, I can't believe it. After only ten years
- Greetings from Punsylvania
- An office break room somewhere
- Knock knock. ... Oh! Good afternoon, ma'am.
- May 24, 1844 -- Samuel Morse demonstrates the telegraph.
- Angela, we've been walking on the beach for an hour.
- Hey, I've got a wild idea.
- I was like you, Boyd. Full of hopes and dreams
- Introducing Oversensitivity
- Well, of course the sky is falling, Mr. Little.
- This latest scandal is killing us.
- Tony the Steam Engine
- United States Department of Consumer Demographics
- Rutabagas ... Rutabagas with the face of Jesus
- Well, that's all our stuff.
- 1856. Bleeding Kansas.
- Gotta move. Can't fail. Gotta succeed.
- Nerdcore kicked ass...
- Ayrin... Goddess of light, peace, truth and joy.
- Who's that one from? ... My son
- Hi. ... Hi. ... Hi.
- The people watching me think I'm leaving a note
- Listen, I've taken care of Dad for the last ten years.
- The once-endangered Big Bad Wolf
- Dude, that's awesome! Oh, yeah, way awesome!
- You: The new reality show
- Gilkstein Family Reunion
- This is our enemy...the North American Eastern Gray Squirrel.
- Innovation
- Look, the suburbs are just as rife
- My humps my humps my humps (D.C. Simpson guest strip)
- It's been several months and the hurt hasn't gone away.
- We thought it'd be interesting
- In 1975, a lone outpost on the coast of Massachussetts...
- All right, commander. I've taken the form of an earth human...
- You wanted to see me, Ida?
- Honey, I just discovered I'm married to a different man
- Whew. Man, it's warm.
- This is a fine time to have a blowout.
- Ms. Smith, it's time.
- Does this stuff taste kinda weird to you?
- Mikey the Microchip and the wonders of computers.
- You realize I'm taking your word for it...
- This is my house!
- This is a truly historic moment, Commander.
- You can sense it in the air, Rog.
- Agh! ... Uh, hi.
- You know, when I first saw this pirate ship...
- 1884, Hartford, Connecticut.
- I am recursive death!
- What a failure I've become.
- Do you even grasp the concept of light speed?
- This is not a pipe.
- Whew! That was fun. What shall we do next?
- The negotiations between the U.S. and India
- Bobby! Where's your malformed biological atrocity...
- I was a fool, Ian.
- Ha ha we're going to heaven after all
- Ancient Greece ... Eureka!
- The missile is due to hit the city
- When she was young, her parents called her "Sweety-Pi."
- Please, Cap'n. Take me with you...
- Heaven's Police Department
- And, Mr. Tree Shrew, as punishment...
- Fermentation Process
- Megadelmartco
- Whaddya think? Hot stuff, huh?
- This is based on scientific evidence.
- Hey, you'd better not run so much.
- Hey, you know that song "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues" ...
- This is a shared cultural experience!
- Honey, I need my space.
- Oh, man, you would not believe the B.S. I had to go through.
- C'mon, hon, it's Christmas.
- This is a lifeless planet...
- Hello America! It's time to decide our new Bill of Rights!
- Whoooo!
- My Oppressed Life
- You're telling me right here, right now...
- Mar 21-Apr 19... You're so much better than a Taurus it hurts.
- Rabbi Judah, Rabbi Jose and Rabbi Shimon... (Guest Strip by Richard Furman)
- Man, it's awesome being cool, ain't it? (Guest Strip by Derrick Fish)
- Minor Bogeymen (Guest strip by Tim Tylor)
- Arecibo - The Largest Radio Telescope in the World.
- Hey, Ralph! Did you hear our boss died?
- Is your spouse lying?
- 2028 - The Vanishing North American Wilderness.
- You lost my luggage?
- The negotiations between the humans of Earth and the Vech'Klargs of K'Thal...
- Okay, cherubim, God will see you now.
- Hey, kid! ... Um, me?
- a wizard's wonders
- From 1633 to 1853, Japan was governed by a seclusion policy
- Hello! I'm here to tell you about Zach Abbott.
- In the heart of the brownstone district...
- So wake up, people!
- Here comes one. Leave the talking to me.
- Now follow me, ladies and gentlemen.
- My Unoppressed Life
- Hurry up and light this thing.
- A scorpion wished to cross the river...
- And in conclusion, let me say...
- Eternity?" Honey, that's not our exit.
- Doctor, how could a simple janitor turn into such a horrible monster?
- After two decades of wandering, the tribe of lost souls...
- Believe in yourself, you've got the power...
- A square peg in a world populated entirely by round pegs...
- The Great Debate
- Sir Lancelot! The king is -- ... I know.
- Dorothy Kilgallen!
- When you're playin' a game, and it all seems the same...
- In July of 1947, the Air Force claimed...
- You're certain this is a foolproof solution...
- Today, Presidential candidate Seymour Tamzarian...
- Great leader, the Briefians have us surrounded...
- Are you coming to bed soon, dear?
- 45? 45? 45?
- Morning, ma'am. The landlord sent me.
- Ever kept yourself from enjoying your favorite foods...
- That is disgusting.
- I'm telling you, King Neptune's lost it.
- Well, that's that. ... That's what?
- BOOK TWO
- Every day in America... Something Happens.
- 1934 ... Mein Gott, my boots are shiny!
- Bobby, I just got your report card from your teacher.
- Oh, Sarah, say you'll be mine.
- World War II
- Um, hello, I'm from the temp agency.
- Hey, kids, look at all this snow!
- The real life inspirations for some of horrordom's most famous monsters!
- Knock knock... come in.
GO AHEAD TO BOOK TWO.
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